Remember Amy Fisher? I went to high school with her. Hard Copy took over my school, and the name Buttafuoco took on Hamlet-esque proportions to all of us enthralled with the opportunity to postpone our AP Bio homework for a chance to tell NY Post reporters how the demure Ms. F chatted with our Social Studies teacher just minutes before leaving to pop a cap in Mary Jo. The question, in an age where even Amy Fisher has moved on, needs to be asked, however: Why can't I escape Joey?
[Via LA.com and Defamer.com]