It's true: I am sort of out of important things to blog about today. But what the hell: Has anyone else in this sphere heard about how Angelina Jolie arranged for People magazine to get a shot of her "bump" if only they would pay $600,000 to Wyclef Jean's charity devoted to empower the Haitian diaspora? Are other shots we see in celebrity magazines sold on similar conditions? If not, perhaps they should be. Talk about a new star-fucking gawk mag paradigm. Just think: In three to five months, after this strategy becomes the rage, US Weekly could turn out to be the most charitable organization we know. And you thought laughing at Lindsay Lohan's latest crash-and-burn escape was a "guilty" pleasure.