I don't know how (alcohol? smack? that drinking chocolate they sell at Whole Foods?) Glassshallot compatriot Sacha Zimmerman managed to get both Bill Clinton and George Bush V1.0 to write forwards to her new Reader's Digest book, "For America: Simple Things You Can Do To Make The Country Better," but onion-skins off to her. Sacha's written "a call to action,volunteerism, and passion in a country where citizens are the life blood of a prosperous nation--not politicians and not celebrities." I might disagree with her on one point. Sacha: Don't tell me Beyonce isn't the vital, nutrient-rich plasma of that sexy hematologic soup called Hot U.S.A. Red.