a fowl drink

Today, among the press releases, arrived an e-mail that read like this:

eSOMMELIER INTRODUCES CONCIERGE SERVICES

 

Dealers can now leverage eSommelier’s professional concierge staff and authorized consultants to provide their clients with complete turnkey Wine Management Solutions.

I give this company free advertising today on the Shallot because I made a mistake reading their release. See, I thought they had said that they could "provide their clients with complete TURKEY WINE management Solutions."

I had never heard of turkey wine, so I did a bit of Googling and realized I must have made an error. Apparently, there's no such thing. Too bad (although not for turkeys): The idea sounds delicious...