Ever been forced to park next to someone who takes up two spots with his Camaro?
Or puts his Land Rover in a "compact" space?
Or decides to put his vehicle (small or large) as close to your driver-side as possible, even though there's tons of room on his left?
Well, for decades, I have dreamed of teaming up a with a graphic designer to create a Fake Parking Ticket that you could leave on these lovely cars.
The problem is that lawyer friends told me I could not make one that would be realistic enough to scare people. Sure, others exist. But they are lame.
And isn't the point to scare people? Kitschy fake ticket pads that you buy in hipster boutiques or in the front of Arclight Cinemas don't scare anyone.
So, in the spirit of Shallot independence, I offer all of my readers this Shallot-designed:
Free Letter for Bad and/or Stupid Parkers.
Please download, print, and circulate on the windshields of douchebag parkers everywhere.
We trust you to use it for good, not evil.
