Some crazy writer has apparently backed up my faith in the fact that Shallot forefathers of the Hebraic persuasion were forces to be reckoned with on the high seas during Pirate Time. Our prediction? Seth Rogen to take over the Johnny Depp "Pirates" franchise because of an overwhelming amount of popular support behind the fact that it was the Jews who really knew how to swashbuckle and fire cannons with skill. Argh, tatelahs.
