In yet another move of uncommon selflessness, Shallot was today seen rolling around LA in his new Cadillac hybrid Escalade. "It's about time we all do a little something for the environment," the leader of the Shallot movement said en route to his latest Pixar movie voice-recording session.What prompted Shallot's switch to more socially responsible and cleaner transportation technology? Shallot's spokesperson said, "Boss's new ride gets a whole 20 mpg--he should be celebrated for leading the switch to green--and this is just one thing he wants to do in support of celebrities who have lost their second or third homes in the recent California wildifres." On his way out of the vehicle, Shallot even made a brief comment himself: "Any icon like myself who isn't thinking about the impact his luxury SUV's are making on the world isn't living up to his promise to lead the people rocking the Shallot lifestyle. It's not like we're advocating some Chevy Volt. I mean, we all still have to roll like the ballers we are. But now with these unbelievably efficient vehicles we can save the earth almost singlehandedly!"
